“Faires”
A married couple in their early 60’s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “ For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each one wish. “
“ Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband “ said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and—abracadabra! Two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought a moment and said: “ Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The wife, and the fairy, was deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish…
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and-abracadabra! The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story is…
Men might be ungrateful idiots…
But fairies are…female!
