I've been a bling polishing hoar to day and as some have previously pointed out ... people leave FU with the strangest statuses never to return. Here are a few I found today ...
1) Nite nite my fav dork --- musn't have been that fav a dork, you nvere came back!
2) Starting a new life in Virginia on Friday ---- They have no internet in Virgina?
3) I love my Fu owner she's the best --- Liar, you haven't been on in months!
4) Merry Christmas everyone --- Which christmas?
5) Who wants to be my Valentine? --- Obviously no one!
6) I'm a bee! --- I guess someone swatted you!
7) I' back! --- No one cared enough as she's gone again.
8) WTF??????? - What your Fu-hoar ran off with another DJ?
9)You are the antidote that gets me by, something strong like a drug that gets me highhhh... --- You overdosed didn't you?
10) Can I get a drink or a gift U 4got about me? --- Most certainly looks like it!
These people just seem to go poof!!!