My aunt sent this to me and I just had to share...
What Retired People Do all Day
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to
make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went
into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a
senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing me a
ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tires. I suggested he should try stool
softeners to improve his attitude. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first!
I offered him a hemorrhoid suppository, suggesting it might help
him fit his head in there. He started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
important at my age.
