Loving Husband Dave was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary. His wife was really mad.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND
IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When
his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure
enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle
of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and
ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the
house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.