1. Fred Thompson often fills in for Paul Harvey and batman
2.physicist say nothing can escape a black hole or Fred Thompson
3.Why does Iran want nukes? Fear of Fred Thompson
4.Though fred Thompson left the Senate in 2003,Harry reid still has'nt stopped wetting his pants.
5.Only 2 things can kill superman,Krytonite and Fred Thompson
6.Every night Obama checks under his bed for Fred Thompson
7.Fred Thompson is a prime number
8.Actual cause of global warming?Fred Thompson's burning rage
9.Fred Thompson appears human size because he is actually standing a million miles away
10.Not only does Fred Thompson cut taxes,he cuts tax collectors
11.Frd Thompson looked towards Mexico with a dirty look,and no illegal aliens crossed teh border for a whole week!