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Free Sex
Two bikers rode into a gas station in Indiana for a fill-up, because they
heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchased a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex" said the attendant.
"How do we enter?" asked one.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10, if you guess right, you win free sex."
"OK. I guess 7," said the other rider.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.
The next week, the two guys go back to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the one asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and
10, if you guess right. You win free sex."
"2" said the Harley rider.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Y'all come back soon
and try again."
As they walked back to their bikes, one said to the other,
"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"No way," came the reply. "My wife won twice last week."
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Biker 10 Commandments
1) WE DO NOT HOLD! (purses, beers, coats and other peoples shit, etc.)
2) WE DO NOT WAIT! (for phone calls, slow people or losers)
3) NO FREE RIDES! (some type of payment is expected, please tip our staff! We do take it in trade!!)
4) ALWAYS AVOID ASSHOLES AND PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS! (red necks in big trucks, 18 wheelers, and don’t get cut-off by sleds, fences, and holes larger than thy front tire, your boys ol'lady)
5) HOLD NO OTHER BIKE HOLY OTHER THAN THY HARLEY-DAVIDSON! (You may wave at riders of rice burners, however you must help a “brother” in need)
6) BE KIND TO OLD PEOPLE, CHILDREN AND ANIMALS! (also don’t litter and “Don’t mess with Texas” remember the Guadalupe River Flood in October l998, water rights are free to everyone, not just land owners)
7) HONOR THY FODDER AND MUDDER AND TO THY OWN SELF BE TRUE! (And Honor Thy Lady!)
@ CherryTAP♪♥♫ÐJ Ýankee Girl♫♥♪Giant's fiance owner of Excalibur Radio
8) ACCEPT THAT THERE IS A “HIGHER POWER” THAN OURSELVES! (and He rules. Ask Him to “show you the way” to serve Him every day of your life)
SLADE*Sexyytina's b/f*Owner*The Scooter Bar/T.S.L/Coyote Ugly Bar/ Manager for Excalibur Radio
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9) DO NOT STEAL, LIE OR KILL! (except if hungry, answering your old lady or fighting)
10) HONOR THY BROTHERS AND YOUR COLORS! (Our Colors Don’t Run)
Family of Excalibur Radio
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