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BJ's blog: "FRIENDS"

created on 09/20/2006  |  http://fubar.com/friends/b4689

SIPPING VODKA

SIPPING VODKA This is too funny – I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter that I don’t mind forwarding. It’s funny (don’t break chain) A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1)Sip the vodka, don’t gulp. 2)There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3)There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4)Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5)Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6)We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7)The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8)David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him. 9)When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass. 10)We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.” 11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “Take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “Eat me”. 12)The Virgin Mary is not called “Mary with the Cherry”. 13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God. 14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST. Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s. The Origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck.

GAME ON

Game On! This should be interesting!! Here's how to play the game. Describe me in ONE WORD...just one word! Send it to me only, in a Private message Then copy & paste this text into a new comment and Post It to your other friends in a New Comment This is really fun! GAME ON!! Have fun and Enjoy!!!!

PLZ DONT BREAK THIS

DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO THE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!![not a good idea] DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY thursday october 6, 2005 here just do it most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy, this really works!!!! >***************************************************** 1. To yourself, say the name of the only > guy or girl you wanna be with 3 > times! >***************************************************** > > 2. Think of something you wanna accomplish > within the next week and say it to your self 6 times!! >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > 3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to > yourself 9 times!!! >----------------------------------------------------- > > 4. Think of something that you want to happen > between you and that 1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!! ----------------------------------------------------- > > 5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish. > >* * > >* * > >* * > >* * > >* * > >* * > >* * > >* * > >* * > >* * > >* * > >* * > >* * > Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked. After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what>you wished for will come true within in one week! u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your crush!!! > > > > > Keep going down > > > > > > > > > Keep going > > > > > > > > > > Keep going > > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > < BR>>Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was > your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message! Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories. First Example: Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive. Second Example: Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and married each other to live happily forever. Third Example: Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since. Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out with that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to- 1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life.....forever!!!!! 10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend......ONLY!!!!! 15 people- your crush will say they like you 20 people- your crush will ask you out! 25 people- your crush will kiss you!! 30 people - Your crush will have sex with you 35 people or more- All of the above!! Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....you only have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone you.. know

THE PRICE OF GAS

I THINK THAT THE PRICE OF GAS SHOULD GO DOWN TO .99 AGAIN THAT WOULD BE GREAT BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT IS NOT GOIN TO HAPPEN IM GONNA INVENT A CAR THAT RUNS OFF OF WATER THAT WOULD BE SO COOL HUH THE GAS PRICES HERE ARE 2.33

FREAK IN BED I GOT A 58

> GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) > AND NO CHEATING! > SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! > WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... > 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? > > A. LIGHT COLOR > B. CHANGE COLORS > C. DARK x > > 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... > > A. SEDUCE THEM > B. JUST CHILL > C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE x > > 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? > > A. RAIN > B. THUNDERSTORM > C. SUNNY x > D. CLOUDY > > 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? > > A. STRAWBERRIES x > B. CHERRIES > C. GRAPES > D. PEACHES > E. KIWI > > 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... > > A. NIGHT x > B. DAY > C. AFTERNOON > > 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? > > A. FALL > B. SUMMMER x > C. SPRING > D. WINTER > > 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? > > a-HEADBOARD x > b-NO HEADBOARD > > 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? > > A-LEO > B-VIRGO > C-SCORPIO > D-LIBRA > E-GEMINI > F-ARIES > G-CAPRICORN > H-CANCER > I-PISCES > J-AQUARIUS > K-TAURUS x > L-SAGITARIUS > > 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE... > > A. ASTRO VAN > B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING > C. PARK > D. AIR PLANE > E. PARENTS ROOM > F. ALL OF THE ABOVE x > > 10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE? > > A. SPRINT/CINGULAR > B. VERIZON > C. T-MOB./NEXTEL > D. ALTEL x > E. CRICKET > F. SUNCOM > G. BOOST MOB > > 11.PICK AN ANIMAL > A. LION > B. LIZARD > C. SNAKE x > D. MONKEY > > 12.PICK A TOPPING > > A. CHOCLATE SYRUP x > B. HONEY > C. WHIP CREAM > D. NUTS > > 13.WHICH WAY? > > A. UP > B. DOWN > C. SIDEWAYS x > > NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUST WANNA SMACK========= > > > ***ANSWERS**** > 1. > A. LIGHT COLOR------ (4) POINTS > B. CHANGE COLORS- (5) POINTS > C. DARK---------------- (4) POINTS > > 2. > A. SEDUCE THEM--------------- (5) POINTS > B. JUST CHILL------------------- (2) POINTS > C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE- (4) POINTS > > 3. > A. RAIN--------------- (3) POINTS > B. THUNDERSTORM- (5) POINTS > C. SUNNY------------- (4) POINTS > D. CLOUDY----------- (2) POINTS > > 4. > A. STRAWBERRYS- (5) POINTS > B. CHERRYS-------- (4) POINTS > C. GRAPES---------- (3) POINTS > D. PEACHES-------- (4) POINTS > E. KIWI-------------- (5) POINTS > > 5. > A. NIGHT-------- (4) POINTS > B. DAY----------- (3) POINTS > C. AFTERNOON- (5) POINTS > > 6. > A. FALL-------- (3) POINTS > B. SUMMMER- (4) POINTS > C. SPRING---- (2) POINTS > D. WINTER--- (5) POINTS > > 7. > -HEADBOARD-------- (5) POINTS > -NO HEADBOARD-- (2) POINTS > > 8. > LEO---------- (5) POINTS > VIRGO------- (5) POINTS > SCORPIO--- (5) POINTS > LIBRA-------- (3) POINTS > GEMINI------ (4) POINTS > ARIES-------- (3) POINTS > CAPRICORN- (3) POINTS > CANCER------ (4) POINTS > PISCES------- (5) POINTS > AQUARIUS--- (4) POINTS > TAURUS------ (5) POINTS > SAGITARIUS- (4) POINTS > > 9. > A. ASRTO VAN------------------------------ (3) POINTS > B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING- (4) POINTS > C. PARK------------------------------------- (2) POINTS > D. AIR PLANE------------------------------- (5) POINTS > E. PARENTS ROOM------------------------ (5) POINTS > F. ALL OF THE ABOVE-------------------- (10) POINTS > > 10. > A. SPRINT/CINGULAR- (5) POINTS > B. VERIZON------------- (4) POINTS > C. T-MOB./NEXTEL----- (3) POINTS > D. ALTEL----------------- (5) POINTS > E. CRICKET-------------- (2) POINTS > F. SUNCOM-------------- (3) POINTS > G. BOOST MOB---------- (4) POINTS > > 11. > A. LION------ (5) POINTS > B. LIZARD--- (3) POINTS > C. SNAKE--- (4) POINTS > D. MONKEY- (3) POINTS > > 12. > A. CHOCLATE SYRUP- (3) POINTS > B. HONEY--------------- (2) POINTS > C. WHIP CREAM------- (5) POINTS > D. NUTS----------------- (3) POINTS > > 13. > A. UP----------- (2) POINTS > B. DOWN------ (3) POINTS > C. SIDEWAYS- (5) POINTS > > > NOW ADD THE POINTS UP (FOR THE SLOW ONES) > > SCORES!!!!! > > 25-34= PRIESTS SON/DAUGHTER. MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRIAGE. > > 35-49= PRETTY FREAKY BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN... FROM ME. > > 50-65= TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!*** > > > NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES > AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH > THE PERSON YOU THOUGHT OF! > > REPOST AS: FREAK IN BED TEST, I GOT A >

2006-09-15 17:57:20 Send This To All Ur Friends, And Me If I Am 1. If U Get 7 Back U R Loved 1-3 u r a bad friend 4-6 u r a ok friend 7-9 u r a good friend 10-& ^ u r a great friend Dear Friend, When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . ! I dont promise that I will make u laugh, but I can cry with u. If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop...... but I can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone..... call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call...... and there is no answer..... come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. ____0000000000______0000000000_____ __000________000__000________000___ _000___________0000___________000__ 000_____________00_____________000_ 000____________________________000_ 000___________THANKS__________000_ _000____________FOR___________000__ __000__________BEING_________000___ ___000__________MY_________000____ _____000______FRIEND______000______ _______000______________000________ _________000__________000__________ ____________000____000_____________ ______________00__00_______________ ________________00_________________ ________________ 0 _________________ WHATS SHREK W/OUT DONKEY? WHATS Minnie W/0UT MiCKEY ? WHATS PIGGLET W/0Ut P0OH ? WHATS PATRiCk W/0Ut SP0NGE BOB ? WHATS MEE W/0UT U . . . SEND THIS TO ALL tHE PPL U LUV 0R FRiENDS U NEVER WANNA LOSE. If you get this back, you are loved -- BiGTiME. =D Rose Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Will Fight Anyone Who messes With you. Send To Everybody Whose Back you Got And See Who Has Yours. There are 20 angels in this world 10 are sleeping 9 are playing and 1 is reading this send this to 10 friends(including me) via post comment. If you get more than 5 back someone you love will surprise you in some way
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