1. If you were to be stranded on a planet inhabited by giant lobster-like beings, and could only bring one type of fruit, what type would you bring?
watermelon
2. What kind of insect would you prefer to eat with your breakfast cereal?
ants
3. When angels dance on the head of a pin, what kind of dance do they perform?
Lambada, the Forbidden Dance
4. What would you wear to an exhibition of invisible man-eating zombie llamas?
the Emperor's new clothes
5. If a tree falls in the forest and claps one hand, what colour is the sound that is produced?
plaid
6. How many eggs make up a pound? 24
7. What colour of nail polish would be the best to wear when invoking a goddess to rescue you from a colony of man-eating mountain monks?
black
8. How much more ridiculous can these questions possibly become? infinitely
9. If you were going to hold a dinner party for five deities, which deities would you invite, and what kind of pasta would you serve?
Zeus, Buddha, Yog-Sagath, Kali, Odin..... angel hair
10. How many pairs of shoes does the average necromancer keep in his wardrobe?
13
11. If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, how many fig bars would you eat?
none
12. What song would you sing to a winged demon who had just arrived in this dimension during a rip in the fabric of space-time? Magician's Birthday by Uriah Heep
13. If you were to decorate a torture chamber, what sort of wallpaper would you use?
bright yellow with green polka dots
