I work in a department store. Can't say where. I was on lunch, sitting outside the store, when a couple walks out with two little girs. They stopped to look at a rock pond, (that you would put in your yard, water fountain thingy). The man told his wife he liked it, she said she did too. She asks him, "Where would you put it?" I replies, "In the house!", She asks if it would fit, and he said he can make it fit. She said, "even in a Trailer?"
The two little girls get all excited and yelled "Yeah, daddy's going to put in a hot tub!"
LMAO!!!!! I deal with all sorts of public everyday!