I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the
currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line - just one lady in front of me... an Asian lady who was
trying to
exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated...
She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunatdolla
of yen.
Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too".