WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset you moron!
10. You are certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored - Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime - I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? - I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? - I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
