An extremely modest man was in the hospital
for a series of tests, the last of which had left
his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and
embarrassed beyond his ability to remain
rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped
out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw
them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
and swinging his arms violently trying to get
the unknown things off, and ended up with the
soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his
feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital
security guard (barely containing his laughter) who
had watched the whole incident walked up and
asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I
think I just beat the shit out of a ghost"
