Good Morning and happy day it’s the weekend! Well, the start of it anyway… So there are a couple things in the news under MSN’S little flash box that rotates top stories or videos. This is entitled “Weeks most Popular Videos” Two of which caught my eye. One was the Ugly Dog contest. Oh my gosh the saying, “If I had a dog half as ugly I would shave it ass and make it walk backward” Works for these dogs…oh they are terrible…ewwww So then I see “17 month can read”, oh…I’ll Bite! So I took a look at that video, and awww.. cute child, somewhat cute… and sure as ever she was doing the one word read-a-thon with the parents and the reporter. Ok, first you have to laugh when the Mom says she doesn’t want her to be special, because special kids are thought of a certain way and get a lot of attention…Ok…ok… her sincerity fell off the edge of the world like Columbus’s Ship did… If you did not want attention, then why is she in front of the camera…? Please… we did not just fall off the Asparagus truck.. (I chose Asparagus because it makes an Ass out of Par and Gus…hmmm perhaps that is Assume I was looking for…) Ok, so she doesn’t want fame… but she is pushing her towards it… unless the reporter is Untie June… Just kidding I am not sure what the reporters name is… enough on fame and fortune for that child!
I do have a graphic video segment to report on but it’s the weekend and no one needs to have a oozy stomach or ruin a weekend by viewing it… Actually I will perhaps speak on it next Tuesday when I normally throw out a stupid people award or Darwin award winner… This video I did not find it was sent to me by a great friend from Canada, and it’s her Birthday March 21st so everyone all at once…”HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDA” yeah a week early I know… she is an awesome gal as well as most gals I know are too. So that brings me to a close for the week in my various writings and such. May this weekend find you happy healthy and hmmm Horny so worked for that last H, so I need to find a better PG rated H…How about…hmmm well dang it.. heck with it… Just have a great weekend…
A huge hug and Many, many pats… ( See Karrie I can pass out more then one…)
Mart
