536764's blog: "Funny Shit!"

>> Subject: Happy Halloween > >> An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the >> last of >> which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the >> latest >> episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with >> diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed >> sheets, >> and threw them out the hospital window. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He >> started >> yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the >> unknown >> things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his >> feet. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the >> sheets, a >> hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had >> watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going >> on here?" >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out >> of a ghost." >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Happy >> Halloween