STEP 1: Go buy a turkey and some whiskey.
STEP 2: Drink some whiskey - put turkey in the oven.
STEP 3: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
STEP 4: Set the degree at 375 ovens.
STEP 5: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
STEP 6: Turn the on oven.
STEP 7: Take 4 whisks of drinky.
STEP 8: Turk the bastey.
STEP 9: Whiskey another bottle of get.
STEP 10: Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
STEP 11: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
STEP 12: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
STEP 13: Take the oven out of the turkey.
STEP 14: Floor the turkey up off of the pick.
STEP 15: Turk the carvey.
STEP 16: Get youself another scottle of botch.
STEP 17: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey.
STEP 18: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
