These three guys are in a bar, having a few beers, and checking out
the babes as they enter the establishment.
One walks in, rather attractive, and they "discuss" her "rating,"
which, of course, is on a 1 to 10 scale.
One says, "I'd give her a 7... she's really quite pretty."
Another agrees, and so does the third... but the bartender, bringing a
new round of drinks to their table, overhears their rating of the
young lass, checks her out himself, and says "Nah, I'd only give her a
3."
"A 'THREE?!' How can you give her a three?!!!" says one of the three
chaps at the table... "she's a real pretty girl." The bartender,
walking away, says "Well, I use the Budweiser method for rating
women."
Puzzled, the guys looked at each other, figured the bartender had
lousy taste in women, and went back to their ratings.
Moments later, another young lady, prettier than the last, walks into
the bar, and they confer between themselves and decide she deserves a
9... however, the bartender, wiping off the table nearest to theirs,
again overhears their rating of the gal, checks her out himself, and
tells the fellows that he'd only give her a 5. "A 'FIVE?!' How can
you give her just a FIVE?!!! She's absolutlely gorgeous!!!"
The bartender, casually, replies that, again, he uses "the Budweiser
method for rating women."
"The Budweiser method?!" they puzzled, as the bartender returned to
his post behind the bar. They were quite confused.
Three, maybe four minutes passed by, and then a marvelously STUNNING
blonde, 5'11" goddess walks into the bar... long luscious legs, sexy
shape... truly, a work of flawless perfection!!! Without hesitation,
the three "judges" at the table determine that this young sultress is,
without any doubt, a 10. However, carrying a case of beer passed
them, to restock the supply behind the bar, the bartender -- once more
overhearing their rating of the girl -- glances studiously at her, and
reveals to the chaps that the best, the very BEST that he could give
her, would be a 7. "A 'SEVEN?!!!' How in the WORLD could you give
her just a mere SEVEN?!!! She's GORGEOUS!!!"
"Well," says the bartender, again, "I use the Budweiser method for
rating women."
"BUDWEISER?!!!" Says one of the guys, exasperated, "What in the Hell
is this 'Budweiser method' for rating women?!!!"
"Well, says the bartender, "the Budweiser method for rating women, is
the number of Clydesdales it would take to pull me off her."