#1,Do you subscribe to Sports Illustrated for the Swimsuit issue?
#2,If you wrote a book on sex,would it have to be a handbook?
#3,Will you read any book with the word "throbbing" in the Title ?
#4,Do you think the Joy of Sex,+ More Joy of Sex are incomplete?
#5,Can you recite passages from The Happy Hooker from memery?
#6,Do you use the Gooey Decimal System to organize your Adult Library
#7,Do you read the Fantasy letters in men's magazines before checking out the pictures?.
#8,Do you feel that you could write a great Sex manual on the Art of Performing Cunninglis?
#9,Do you feel that your better at performing Cunninglis than a women?
#10,Do you believe your the greatest Orgasim Creator Born?
#11,Do you feel you hold the Record for the most times a man has eaten it on the rag?
#12,Are you constantly trying to sleep with a lesbian,to find out for sure that your the best Cunninglis Master in the world?