Women Terminologies: what they mean...
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right
and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in
fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this
is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For
the woman's response refer to #3.