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HOW TO CRUSH ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION: CRUSH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS - Scenario 1: It's the middle of the night. You're asleep in your bed, when suddenly you hear a window break somewhere downstairs. You get up, call 911, grab your gun and run down stairs to see what the fuck is going on. By the time you get to the living room, you flip the lightswitch, and coming in through your window is a man in a black ski mask, a black leather jacket and a baseball bat. He sees you, but he doesn't try to run; instead, he tries to speed up his entry. Not only would you be damn justified in shooting that fucker right in his face, but it would be immoral not to protect yourself, your family and your home from intruders. Scenario 2: It's late in the evening when suddenly you get a knock your door. You answer the door, and outside is a man. He apologizes and then tells you that his car went off the road, he's hurt and that he needs to use your phone to call for a tow and E.R. Even in a case like this, you'd be completely justified in asking to see this man's liscense and proof that his car went off the road before letting a total stranger into your home. Because if he's really in that much trouble, then there really shouldn't be any problem providing proof of his claims, and you would more than likely be happy to temporarily take him in to help him. Otherwise, you would be completely justified in refusing to help him. So let me ask you this: Why does it all of the sudden become a completely separate issue when we're talking about Border Control, illegal immigration and homeland defense? Every law-abiding human being is more than welcome here in the United States - SO LONG AS THEY'RE KNOCKING AT OUR GATES, ASKING FOR OUR PERMISSION TO ENTER. But if you'd rather BREAK IN than do it the right way, then because we don't know who the fuck you are, or for what reason you'd rather jump a border then try the front door, you better recognize that our National Guard is completely justified in shooting you fucking dead. We don't know if you're a rapist. We don't know if you're a pedophile. We don't know if you're a murderer. We don't know if you're a burgler. We don't know if you're a terrorist. Because remember: you're not an American, and therefore you don't have our rights - you're not Innocent Until Proven Guilty; if you're a foreigner, then you're Guilty Until Proven Innocent. Because it would be negligent to our own people if we didn't do what was in our own best interest by shattering your skull into boneshards with a rifle round. That's because the last time I checked, we had a National Guard. And the purpose of the National Guard is to GUARD THE NATION. "Guard the nation!? From who!?" From invaders, you jackass. Because there is no difference between a single invader or an entire group of invaders attempting to storm our gates. Why? Because groups of invaders are constituted entirely of single invaders. So remember: for the same reason it's your resposibility to protect your home with armed force, it's the responsibility of the National Guard to protect our borders. Anybody who's here legally has the right to be here. Any illegal aliens who are attempting to sneak across the border must be shot dead on site. It would be immoral to risk the lives of innocent Americans by NOT shooting them dead. Any illegal alien who managed to infilitrate our borders must be forcibly captured and deported immediately, permanently. And any illegal alien who runs from the law and refuses to provide proper verification for who he or she is, why he is here and what he is doing... Well it's our moral responsibility to shoot the fucker dead. So do the right thing. Protect your family. Be true to your friends. Support powerful border control. And don't trust an illegal alien. (Oh yeah. If you don't repost this letter, an illegal alien might break into your home tonight, murder you and your spouse, and rob your home, which unlike other chain letters is true, because by passing this letter on you are decreasing the likelihood of that happening.)
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