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I just had my mumm deleted for the "Violation of terms of service" reason. It was: "I Got A Big Laugh Out of This. Is it funny or not? (or words to that effect) While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle is. The old rancher said, "When your driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctors face, so he continued to explain..."You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with." So folks told me it wasn't a true mumm, and they may be right on that. The only thing I can say is NSFW is the word "ass" in the last sentence... I messaged the person sending me the notice for clarification, but doubt I'll hear back about it. Go figure...
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