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YEA!! THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY FACE IS ALL SWOLLEN AND MY RIGHT EYE IS ALMOST COMPLETELY SWOLLEN SHUT. AND I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE BEAT MY ASS!! SO0O0O I HAD MY TOOTH TAKEN OUT YESTERDAY. IT WAS IMPACTED AND INFECTED. BUT IM GLAD THAT USELESS FUCKER IS GONE!! IT WAS ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK SO ITS USELESS. I ASKED THE DENTIST IF I COULD KEEP THE TOOTH TO PUT UNDER MY PILLOW FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY. BUT HE SAID HE COULDNT GIVE IT TO ME BECAUSE OF OSHA. THEN HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT OSHA WAS ALTHOUGH i KNEW. AND THEN HE TOLD ME HE COULD GIVE ME A NOTE FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY IF SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT OSHA WAS. BUT I TOLD HIM THAT WAS OK CUZ THE TOOTH FAIRY NEVER BRINGS ME MUCH MONEY ANYWAY. SO0O0O NOW ITS TIME TO LAY DOWN AND WAIT FOR THE PAIN PILLS TO WORK!! <3KELLY
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