fuck that clerks two was halarious and im going to help randel out. hes right my family use to call me porch monkey all the time because all i did was hang on the porch wouldnt play with friends cause i had none. still dont really be sides on the net lol nothing would move me from the porch i did what i do here sit in a corner and rate woman well girls then but its still the same thing but i was proud to be a porch monkey and the fact that black ppl feel that this is a racial slurr thats bullshit i knew several porch monkeys that were white in fact all of them are white but its cool cause thats were we belong we party on the porch we sit and sometimes even fall asleep on the porch its not rcist unless you make it racist...so if your with me give me a big HELL YEAH PORCH MONKEY