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Man, I have spoken to a lot of my people on Fubar (the overwhelming majority of them being women), and it's just amazing the things that are said to them in comments on their profiles and picture, sent in messages, and oh yes, the infamous shoutbox. I swear if half of the shit I heard or read was said to me, I would run away from my computer desk and hide for a week or two. No matter the age, physical stature, bra size, waist size, race, religion, or political affiliation, IF YOU HAVE A VAGINA, YOU ARE BOUND TO GET A COUNTLESS AMOUNT OF MEN SAYING THE MOST GOD-AWFUL THINGS TO YOU, DAILY!!! LOL. I guess it comes with the territory. It is a very sexually charged atmosphere here, every time you log on. There are a lot of people that needs some deep stroke affection. LOL To watch the hordes of horndogs flock to your page the minute you put up a new picture. The amount of request you get just to get a glimpse into your "private" collection. The comments inspired by the one picture of you in a low-cut top, or you bending over slightly. To know you have about 3,000 guys ready to fill up each and every hole of your body with some eager man-part must make your day!! But you can take pride in the fact that if you want more attention and ratings, you can put in your status box "I like to kiss girls", or "Who wants to touch me", and of course the classic line "Private Folder open for a limited time". Kiss a close female friend, you will be in the top 200 in no time. Open up your "T-back" folder, top 100 is definitely in your future. And if you take that semi-nude picture with you putting your arm across your bare breasts while you're biting your lip and holding your phone camera with your off hand (which is physically demanding, ladies. I feel your pain :P), someone's buying you a VIP, and you'll be able to "fu-afford" a spotlight the next day. But it's a steep price to pay. To always feel that every new guy that views your profile is about to bombard you with the most graphic and disturbing sexual innuendo and chatter. To know that your pictures are being used as a frequent transaction in some guy's "spank bank". To feel that any half-ass attempt by a guy to get to "know" you will end up with him asking you in your shoutbox "Can I see your tits?". You are all much stronger than I could ever be. But I know if I sent a bulletin or blast talking about "Stop by ladies!! I'm in my tidy whiteys, and it looks like I'm smuggling smoked kielbasa!!!", the BLOCK USER icon would be clicked faster than a TV remote during a George W. Bush State of the Union speech. But hey, this is just my opinion.........my word ain't law
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