I tried to become anorexic
But, I depend too much on food
I was thinking about committing suicide
But if it didn't work i'd be in trouble
And if it did, people would be sad
I wished I was depressed
But then life would be no fun
I wanted to become something I wasn't
And something I was
But it didn't work out
So i'm stuck with the
Happy,
Joyful,
Cheerful,
Has lots of friends,
Me
Damn!
