WELL I HAVE TO GO TO WORK TONIGHT. I HATE WORKING, IT'S REALLY A WASTE OF A GOOD TIME. LIFE WOULD BE EASIER IF I'D BEEN BORN A RICH PLAYBOY WITH JENNA JAMESON AND ALL HER FRIENDS ON SPEED DIAL. I COULD DRIVE AROUND IN MY SPORTS CAR,PICKING UP GIRLS WITH MY ONE AND ONLY PICK-UP LINE," HUMP ME I'M RICH". EVENTUALLY MARRYING ONE JUST SO A WEEK LATER SHE WOULD LEAVE ME AND TAKE HALF MY WORTH...AWWW THAT WOULD BE THE LIFE! BUT INSTEAD HERE I SIT IN MY SPONGE BOB BOXERS, DREADING THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. OH WELL A MAN CAN DREAM I GUESS
