Well, after several days of staring into this box and trying to come up with something, I decided to ask a couple of close friends what they thought about me. GEEZ! I can not repeat what they said!!! So I stared into this box again.Might as well be truthful.I am the guy that "forgets" his wallet when we go out to eat. Unless of course we are just going to a fast food place and you really are not that hungry.If we go to a movie I will not buy soda and popcorn but will gladly have some of yours. Oh, and by the way, that will be the dollar cinema we will be going to.When we do go out for a date, I prefer that you drive to my house to get me but I would like to drive to the destination.I hope you do not drink too much.........cause I am going to get really f*#ked up and you are going to have to drive me home.SEX. The sex will be great, for me anyway. I do wear protection, I even buy the condoms that are "ribbed for her pleasure". But I am selfish so I turn them inside out.And be sure to tell me when you want to have sex and be prepared to wait 30 minutes. It takes that long for Viagra to work. And while we are waiting you are welcomed to pleasure yourself.All kidding aside. I am the guy you can call at three in the morning 'cause you have a flat. I will then cuss you out and hang up the phone. (Not really). I can be counted on to help and to be a shoulder to cry on. I have a strong work ethic and am rarely late for work. I stand by my friends and am always willing to help bury the bodies.Ok, that just scratches the surface. I am sure that you would like to know more about a fine catch such as myself. Please do not hesitate to ask.