Sorry for the formatting I just dont have time right now to fix it...My aunt sent this to me and I thought it worth sharing...
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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.
>> PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>>
>>
>> My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has
>> been completed.
>>
>> Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
>> mission in Iraq is complete.
>>
>> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>> forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is
>> now to begin the reckoning.
>>
>> Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
>> which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
>> short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland
>> are some of the countries listed there.
>>
>> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>> distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
>>
>> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
>> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
>> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>> Iraqi war.
>>
>> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
>> Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>>
>> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .
>>
>> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>> money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>> On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
>> will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face
>> of the earth.
>> Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France , or maybe China
>> .
>> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>> France , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We
>> are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
>> UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>> parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped,
>> shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to
>> this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those
>> tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be
>> turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New
>> York
>>
>> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>> likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
>> try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2.
>> President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude
>> adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions
>> sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security.
>>
>> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
>> starting now.
>>
>> We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for
>> oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for
>> decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this
>> decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.
>> They care. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare
>> and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer
>> them by saying, "darn tootin."
>>
>> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
>> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
>> the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to
>> eliminate homelessness in America To the nations on List 1, a final
>> thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
>> To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to
>> speak Arabic.
>>
>> God bless America Thank you and good night.
>>
>>
>>
>> If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
>> English, thank a soldier. (Please forward this to at least ten
>> friends and see what happens! Let's get this to every USA computer!)