"Important Life Questions (Part 1)"
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
How come a wrong number is never busy?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand a watch called a second hand?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would we still pet them?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look they way they do?
Why do they call it "chilli" if it's hot?
Why do we sing, "Take me out to the ballgame" when we are already there?
Why is the time of the day slowest - at rush hour?
Why is it when you are driving looking for an address, you turn down the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Do pilots take crash courses?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How come they have "Self-help Groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
If athletes get athletes foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
