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IT'S ALL HAPPENING TO ME

Yeah, we all been through it, but it's all happening to me right now. Lost both my parents this year, boss cut my hours in half, I cancelled my gym membership and now my gut is hanging over my belt. The spiritual advisor who professed her love for me is strung out on prescription meds and the religious lady just keeps telling me that God will provide. The girl from Nigeria wants me to send her air fare so that she can come to America and fuck me and some guy in Indonesia says he wants to transfer 28 million bucks into my bank account. I give the wino on the street corner a dollar and my friend tells me that he'll just use it to buy drugs. If that's what it takes to ease the pain, my generosity is not without merit. Tomorrow I'll watch the sunrise with a cup of coffee and a piece of toast. I'll give a passing thought to those, who by circumstance of their birth have been condemned to a life of misery and then I'll do what I must to make the best of another day above ground.
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