jesus was a truck driver
he made big hauls at night
and there's a story
a'the rest-stop on i-40
how he got into a bar fight
jesus had been drinking shots
playing quarters with his friends
some dude got mad
made fun of jesus' dad
it's hard to punch with nails in your hands
soon the place was in chaos
barkeep got his sawed-off gun
"boyus, take it outside
or get shot in your hide"
and they all left in a manic run
out in the parking lot
jesus was the center of the fight
they fought teeth and nails
jesus had kung-fu skills
but that didn't save him from the knife
old kid johnny johnnyson
was an awful trucker to see
one-foot beard
nasty greased hair
and at least 3 dozen fleas
old kid johnny johnnyson
was too drunk to punch or kick
pull out his 'fly knife
swung it sky high
and brought it down at jesus' neck
there was a scream of pain
blood splattered his holy head
silence took over the crowd
they watched jesus go down
that dude was biblically dead
jesus was a truck driver
he made big hauls at night
and there's a story
a'the rest-stop along i-40
how he got into a bar fight
