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JOKE
created @ 03/26/2009 10:48 pm
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One day A granfather and a child are on the porch injoying some time together, after a few minuites, grandpa pulls out a beer... The kid asks" Can I have a beer grandpa?" Grandpa replied"Does your dick touch your ass?" Kid"No", An hour passes, and grandpa grabs and lights a cigar, kid asks"Can I have a cigar grandpa?" grandpa replies"Does your dick touch you ass?", Kid replies, "no"... Grandma called the kid inside, there she had a huge plate of freshly baked cookies, and a tall glass of milk, the kid goes out to the porch with the cookies and milk and sits, starts to eat1, then two , then three....Grandpa asked"Can I have a cookie?" Kid replies, Does your dick touch your ass?" Grandpa replied "yes, as a matter of fact it does actually" Kid repied..... Good then you can go fuck yourself Grandpa,These are my cookies!!!!
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