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jokes on Michael....
created @ 07/1/2009 07:00 am
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These are just some of the jokes I have heard in the last few days...thought I would share.

1~Since Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so that little boys can play with him for a change.

2~If you hear thunder, dont worry. Its only Elvis kicking Michael Jacksons ass for marrying his daughter.

3~Farrah Fawcett died, went to heaven, and was granted one wish. She wished for all the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

4~In honor of Michael Jacksons passing, everyone is to take a moment of silence, grab their crotch and beat it.
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