BELOW IS MY HORNYSCOPE, PRETTY INTERESTING...
LEO - July 24 - August 23
Ruling Planet: THE SUN
Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of
themselves, it's the centre of our solar system! Leos can be very 'into
themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they don't make their partner feel special,
it's just that they often forget about them as they secretly high-five
themselves for scoring again! Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex
though. Leo wants love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but
when they get into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a
show! They like to perform... and they take requests! "Doing it"
is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty Dayum! good at it,
but they need constant praise for their outstanding performance.
FAVE POSITION
Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!
BEST SEX TOY
A camera or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring... or perhaps you
can use them both together!
LEO MALE IN BED
You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You are a
good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are sexy and have
an aura of sexiness that is difficult to deny. But, you will let anyone adore
you, so your partner has to make the effort or you will pad off to your next
Lioness!!
LEO FEMALE IN BED
You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women want to
be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command respect. In bed,
you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most men. You adore raw
sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it. You're a once in a lifetime
experience!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO
A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to roll
onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the top of
the a$$ to the base of the skull. I'm not talking about tender tickles or a
tantalizing tease - I mean a REAL back scratch, coz if there's one thing
cat's love, it's a scratch! After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it
into a snaky pattern on Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you
know Leo is ready to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them a
gentle prod in a delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't let
them! Leo will be excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time to 'flip your
feline' over and get into the good stuff!
