Sorry to make anyone suffer through one of my "boredom" blogs, but I'm suffering from a lil "off the road" blues. But while on Fubar this past week, I like seeing all the beautiful women on here. Hell, I think all of the guys (and 75% of the women apparently lol) like seeing all the beautiful women.
And not to sound like a suck-up, but there are soooo many beautiful women that are beautiful in their own different ways. And it's not all about tit size, or waist size, or bikini shots, or the obligatory NSFW pics. The lips, the eyes, the hair, the smile, the dimples :P. Just feminine sensuality at its best.
However, I see a lot of the "I just lost 30 lbs." pics, or the "not too shabby for a mother of 4" pics, or the "nevermind the stretch marks" pics. And as a true, red-blooded, heterosexual man, let me tell you. If any woman out there is losing weight or feeling way too self-conscious about their body because of a man or men, or gettin' the men's attention, you don't have to work that hard. YOU ALREADY HAVE OUR ATTENTION!!!
If some guy has you feeling bad about your own body or self image because you don't "fit" his view of what a beautiful woman is, I suggest you stop investing your time in bitch-ass dudes. A real man will tell you, just like one of my favorite comics Katt Williams said, we know where stretch marks come from. Either you were big and got small, or you were small and got big. EITHER WAY, WE'RE FUCKIN' LOL.
And 99% of you women have experienced this in your lifetime. The times when you're out and about (like doing grocery shopping or paying a bill etc.), and you feel that you're not looking "your best", is the time you get approached, hit on, cat-called, and just gawked at by this or that random guy. And in your mind, you think you look like a hot mess. But to those guys, you're just hot!
Now by all means, if you want to lose weight, tone up, tan up, glam up, or dress up (or down, I'm game for it :P), to make your self feel better or feel healthier or happier, then do your thang boo boo! But if you find yourself doing 1000 crunches, 500 push ups, and 5 miles of jogging daily for that one guy, do yourself a favor and ask him to strip for you. Take a good gander at his goods. And bring that strip show to a close by taking a good look at the tender vittle in the middle. Now ask yourself, is it worth all the physical exertion for THAT?!? Because I can assure you, there is a "bigger and better" deal that will accept you for who you are, no matter what your dress or cup size is. Doesn't matter how many nooks and crannies you got, if the muffin is good, it's good!! :)
But hey, that's just my opinion........my word ain't law........
