Camera: "Gerard, what was your first car?"
Gerard: "It was a Subaru XT. It was silver. Never had to wash it."
Gerard: "And then this guy came up in sweat pants-"
Frank: [covers face with hands] "Oh no!" Gerard: [grins] "-and a hockey jersey and his name was Howard Benson."
"We are My Chemical Romance and we come from New Jersey, where we shoot motherfuckers like you!"
At Warped Tour 2004
Frank: "FUCK! I forgot to get hand sanitizer."
Gerard: "Fuck youuuu."
"I prefer lighters, but cellphones are the new lighter."
"I think the only place that scared the shit out of me was the Tenderloin. Because I walked--in San Fransisco--walked off the bus in my makeup and costume and this dude on the other side of the
street in front of a crackhouse just goes, 'Better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, I'll knock you out!'."
"I'm sick of seeing my face. But I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cause it's my fuckin' face. Know what I'm sayin'?"
"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherfucker!"
"Ladies, let me hear you holler! If you ever see shitty ass rock dudes in shitty ass rock bands asking you to show them your tits for a backstage pass, I want you to spit right in their fuckin' face
and yell FUCK YOU!!!"
"It's that women's cut...They always fall down."
Commenting after his pants fell down during a performance on Warped Tour 2004 where he was intoxicated
"It's for the hamster I'm gonna buy! Ahh it's so perfect!"
Gerard after opening a hamster cage at MCR's Secret Santa
"What happened was *sniff*, I went right off the side walk and into the bushes, and I was all like, "WOAHHHH!", and I-I like killed so many plants..."
"We'd be like 'Naw dude, it's got this part that's like RRNRRRNNN!'"
"Howard [Benson] taught us the golden rule of song structure." Frank: "*laughs* It's spelled C-H-O-R-U-S."
Gerard: "I like Starbucks. I know people are going to hate me for saying it-" Frank: "No man, you can't." Gerard: "But...it's so damn good!"
Girl: "It smells like the shit in here."
Gerard: *sigh* "...But it's not us!"
Camera operator: "Let's have a day in the life of Gerard. This is what Gerard sees."
Gerard: "'Going to get coffee! Going to get coffee!' That’s all it'd be."
"The song was called 'I Don't Want To Grow Up' and the lyrics are like...'I don't wanna grow up *high pitched voice* I don't wanna grow up'...'Not a penny will I pinch, I will never wear a
moustache' -- er, 'never grow a mustache not a fraction of an inch'. And it's just this song..." Frank: "It kinda sounds like a Descendents song." Gerard: "Yeah, yeah, it kinda does! And...she made me this outfit...it was like, green tights. Everything I had built, I had ruined. You know, I'd always wanted to escape my old elementary school,
so of course it's a good idea to play fuckin' Peter Pan in your first year at a new school, right?"
Talking about his role as Peter Pan in the musical and how his grandmother made his costume
Frank: "You really have to love someone to...smell them at their worst."
Gerard: "Yeah...I get pretty gruesome, too."
“Just to know that it's okay to be messed up, ‘cause there’s five dudes that are just as messed as you are. And we've overcome that in order to do what we do.”
“Who’s going to see Morrissey tomorrow here? Fuck yeah dude, what like 10 of you?”
"I wake up in the morning and I drink a lot of fuckin' coffee all day and I smoke a lot of fuckin' cigarettes and it sucks."
"I am the master of the wicket..."
Making of the 'I'm Not Okay' video
"This kickball game, this is the most fun I've had. Because it was biblical and amazing and dramatic and I fucked up a little but I was...shh I was good."
Bob: "Did you get kicked in the balls by someone named Frankie?"
Frank: *laughs* Bob: "You kicked him hard!" Gerard: "It just hurt but I didn't care but I was wondering--" Bob: "That just hurt?" Gerard: "--I was wondering what he was doing over there in the first place. I was like, "Whoa he's playing over here," and then he kicked me in the balls and I was like...'What did I do?'."
"Me and Mikey, we are like a married couple. We share the same CD's and stuff."
"We're trying to figure out how to play croquet by ourselves, because we don't know. I think Frank knows a little, but..."
"Women being objectified...so many bad things that are just inherent and ingrained in it that don't have to be that way."
On 'Rock and Roll'
"Not drinking. Not partying. Just wanted to have a veggie-burger."
"Has anyone seen my kung-fu lately? 'Cause it has gotten toottaallyy...awesome!"
Live disk - You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison
"I hope you know... this is gonna go down on your permanent rrrrrrrrecord!"
Live disk - You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison
"Just 'cause your bigger than me, just 'cause your smarter than me, just 'cause you drive a better car than me, does not mean, no way, no how, I am sucking you off, for any amount of money."
Live disk - Give Em' Hell, Kid.
"My moms here today!!! Raise you're hand if you're my mom (whole crowd raises their hand)NO NOT ALL OF YOU!! Mom come to the front, no mom the FRONT! IN THE FRONT!
"Aberdeen, Scotland ! LET'S TEAR THIS FUCKING PLACE APART !"
Before performing new un-named song in Aberdeen ECC.
"How many of you have our first album?" (half of the crowd screams) "And how many of you have stolen it?" (half of the crowd screams) "....You know what? I fucking don't care!"
Dusseldorf, 11/08/07
