A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station
when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with
little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly
coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was
being pulled by her dog & her cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure
is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the Girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had
tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't want to tell
you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right,
but then I wouldn't have a siren."
