((Yeah I felt like this.. once upon a time)) LOL Enjoy. :D
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Hi..
I'd like to make a withdrawal from my joint account please.
Thank you.
Um.. Can you tell me what the balance is now.
$0.01
Thank you very much.
*goes home*
Picks up phone book... thumbs through it...
Finds what I looking for...
*picks up phone... *
Yeah.. Hi.. I need to have some large packages delivered.
Umm.. There's probably about 10.
To a personal address please.
20 minutes..
That's fine.
Thanks.
*hangs up.*
Begins throwing things into boxes... not caring if it's breakable or not..
Tapes them shut.
Grabs a black marker and writes the address onto it...
pushes it asides.. Grabs another.
20 minutes or so later....
*hears door bell ring*
goes to door.. opens it.. Sees delivery guys*...
Hi.. Come on in. They're right there in the hall.
Umm.. There's no need for a return address.
And I can make it C.O.D. right?
That's great!
Thanks bunches guys!
*closes the door as the last box leaves...picks up phone book again...*
Hello..
Hi.. I was wondering what your cost is for changing the major locks in a house?....
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~Candyce~ >;)