Report: MAN FOUND WITH BUTT MONKEYS!
A man was found earlier today laying in the middle of a Bessemer,AL street. According to a witness, the man had been laying there for an hour with monkeys flying out of his ass. Doctor Jokers Wild MD, said "I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT MANY ASS MONKEYS BEFORE IN MY LIFE!" Ass monkeys are common in people who talk a lot of shit. Apparently Painter had been shit talking for some time. ... developing story
