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Maddie The Angry Bunny.

Maddie was a girl indeed... And human boys; she did not need... Because they simply were not her breed... (Anyway...) Maddie liked to sing and dance... And set aflame the male gender's pants... Then she would laugh, and watch them scream... Their agony caused her eyes to twinkle, and gleam! (Then came a most frightful day...) A boy walked up to Maddie with a grin... This particular boy was as thin as a pin... One could tell his mind was overblown... Because his sleepy-eyes were absolutely overgrown... They bulged and twitched with an atrocious glaze... Maddie looked at his eyes and their pupil's intricate maze... Then Maddie the angry bunny set his shirt ablaze... And laughed at her excellently executed raze... The police came later in the hour... And as they interrogated Maddie her mood grew sour... You see, Maddie was an angry bunny... and she did not find interrogation funny... So she screamed for them to let her free... The policemen shook their heads carelessly... Maddie then filled with a flood of rage... And that angry storm broke from its bodily cage... Soon the pathetic policemen were laid to rest... By Maddie's claws and teeth, as you might have guessed... And so our fantastical story comes to an end... What is our anecdote's moral? That will depend... In my opinion? Never try to be an angry bunny's friend!
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