A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU Can Be
The Man Of YOUR House!" He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal
tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a
sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with
me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back, towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you
will massage my feet and hands. And tomorrow, guess who's going to
dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The f......' funeral director would be my first
guess."