As you can see I am not a midget but I do play one on tv and thats just something you will have to get over. I'm the master all things me and I'm the only person I know who has shaved his whole body for 350$ twice. I new a guy who shaved his who left side for 175$ but thats a whole other story all together. Lets see what other general info can tell you about myself with out you stalking me. I like spending long quiet nights home alone watching porn and marathon masturbating like every down stroke deposited 20 bucks strait in to my savings account. I read year old mags and then talk about the shit I read as if it was current up to date info. I always dress as a woman for holloween because i'm just that sexy. I never turn down the prospect of going down on a woman even if I know I'm not getting anything in return. Carma bitches Carma!!!! If you had not noticed I'm very sarcastic... I also have a very vivid imagination! I will say and do anything to make others laugh even if it mean great bodily harm will come to me. If thats not obvious by now from reading above you should stop reading this, reach around to your back side, put your hand in ya ass, pull your brains out, and put it where it belongs. Laughter is the best medicin unless you want to play doctor. my answer to most questions. HERPIES? Dont ask why I dont know!