Indian Mating Season
> >
> > Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking
> >through the woods.
> > All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the
> >mouth of a small cave.
> > "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and
> >listened
> > Closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
> >Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
> >
> > The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian
> >what it was all about "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian
> >replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see
> >cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get
> >an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for
> >us."
> >
> > Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran
> >up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> >Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep
> >inside.
> > He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
> >
> > The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a
> >while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at
>the
> >size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of
> >this cave!
> > It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be
> >some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the
>opening
> >and hollered with all his might
> > "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> >
> > Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
"WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
> >
> > With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced
> >into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
> >
> > The following day, the headline of the local newspaper
> >read....
> >
> > (Get ready, this will kill ya),
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN
