I think I'm gonna write romance novels for guys. You know, like womens novels, but geared for guys. Lemme ask something, why is it that womens porn(and that's what it is, written porn) is called a "Romance Novel", and for guys it's called Literary Porn. First off, most guys don't even know what that means, all they see is porn and get excited. Secondly, you can buy romance novels off the bookshelf in Wal-Mart, hell they're low enough for ten year olds to grab. But guys, we get ours in a magazine wrapped in black plastic that just screams "PERVERT!" and gets us looks at the counter. Wait a minute, guys don't read porn, we look at it, guess that settles that one.
