Monday, December 11, 2006
Before I start may I remind you that I am half Russian (my father is American my mother Russian) so please do not accuse me of either racism or intentionally insulting/offending anyone. Tonight saw my own home witness its very own mini nuclear meltdown thanks to my partner and his typical male intelligence and lack of basic common sense. Heating up a metal pan full of chicken is arguably one of the most embarassing acts of stupidity I have had the displeasure of witnessing. Before I could stop him he pressed the button and ofcourse seconds later an impressive bang was heard followed by the kitchin completely filling with a think black smoke. I can't decide how to exact my revenge for the murder of my microwave but I'm open to suggestions from anyone.
