I never thought I would actually have to watch or listen to a traffic report before and after work. This is something that troubles me, and it happens every single day. Who is leaving furniture on the highway; specifically mattresses? How does this happen. I always imagine this scenario.
Dan and Rick just picked up a queen sized Serta Mattress from Mattress-Mart. They tie it securely into the bed of the pickup truck. As they are doing 70mph down I-40, the mattress flies right out of the truck. Then I imagine the conversation going something like this:
Dan: Oh man…there went the mattress.
Rick: Holy shit! That was awesome!
Dan: Fuck the mattress. Let’s go get some IHOP.
And thus the mattress is left on the highway to be reported to me during my morning commute.
