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How do you cancel a appointment at a sperm bank?
Tell them you can't cum.
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.
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An innkeeper's daughter during the Middle Ages made love for fifteen
straight knights.
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
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Johnny asked one of the kids at school, "If you woke up covered in KY Jelly naked in a sleeping bag in the middle of the forest, and your ass was killing you, would you tell anybody?" "No, I'd be embarrassed." So, Johnny asked "Wanna go camping?"
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What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
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