Maybe someday I'll throw the whole bunch in here. Here's just a few more.
#3 Corn chips? Vegetable group!
#4 If you are planning a romantic dinner for some special lady, remember – chose a merlot or cabernet with steaks, or a chardonnay with fish. What’s my point? Always serve steak! White wine on her blouse will go unnoticed. A red wine will stain unless she takes it off immediately!
#6 If you keep a comfortable silk robe around for a guest, claim that you can’t find the belt.
#7 Pack lighter next trip by getting one of those belts that is different colors on each side. But remember – flipping underwear over does not work as well.
#14 You can use your cable remote to access Parental Controls and block out Lifetime.
