She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in. She turned
and said,"You've got to make love to me this very moment." His
eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose
the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, right there on the
kitchen table. Afterwards she said,"Thanks," and returned to the
stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked,"What was that all
about?" She explained,"The egg timer's broken."
