How long have MUMM's been a part of Fubar? Over a year, now? And yes, we all know that most people on here don't know how a "mumm" works, since they only post generic POLLS instead of mumms that actually put out there choice to help them make up their mind. But what really bugs me, are the mumms posted by people who ask the online fubar masses to vote on whether they should do something that could make or break a relationship......HUH?!!
How fuckin' flaky is your relationship that you need assistance from hormonally-amped, bitter, reality-impaired people to make a concrete decision about your love life? C'mon!! If your relationship is so lost, and you have no bearings on it, that you feel the need to subject yourself to the entertainment of people just chompin' at the bit to tear you a couple new holes with insults and put-downs, you need to break up NOW!!! And for god's sake, don't breed!!! Don't need to read that upcoming mumm either. :|
Now don't look at me as "Wow, you insensitive asshole!!". I'm looking at this from all perspectives. And the only good thing I really see coming out of "OMG Me and My Boyfriend are in trouble" MUMM's, are profile points. And why put your personal business out over the net for point whoring? And even if you actually DO get some helpful advice, it's advice you already heard or already known, which should make you ask yourself, "Why did I post this? Am I that starved for attention and sympathy?".
Now myself, I posted a mumm about a friendship that I tried to salvage. And honestly, half of me says I shouldn't have done it, but the other half says it was a good idea. But it was about a friendship, NOT AN INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP!!! And funny enough, there were 315 votes, and guess how the votes went LOL? 157 for save the friendship, 158 for leave her be and move on. Ain't that a trip? So it seemed that even the ones who voted and commented were torn on how that scenario should go. But it was an internet "friendship", not as deep as some "THIS MOTHAFUCKA IN MY HOUSE IS CHEATING ON ME, BUT I LIKE SUCKIN' DICK. SHOULD I.....A) GIVE HIM HEAD AND BRUSH MY TEETH REAL HARD ...OR B) TELL HIM WE'RE THROUGH AND I'LL GO SUCK ON SOME RANDOM DICK, AND JUST USE FLOSS".
Fubar has many uses, RELATIONSHIP THERAPY ISN'T ONE OF EM!!! If there is trouble in the house, take care of it offline. All you're gonna do is throw gasoline on the proverbial fire. This site is 18 and over. You have real issues in your real life, get out of the VIRTUAL REALITY on fubar you created, grow up, and handle your biz!!!! And keep the mumms simple like "I was thinkin' of gettin' my clit pierced, but I work at a magnet factory....Should I.....A)Get the piercing and invest in some bungee cords.....or B) Just do what I always do and rub my clit with my keychain...". Just makes Fubar a better place, don't you agree?
But hey, that's just my opinion.........my word ain't law.........
