Women should not have children after 35. Really...
> > 35 children are enough.
> >
> > Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents
> at bowling alleys.
> >
> > After all is said and done, usually more is
> said than done.
> >
> > I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect.
> Therefore, I am perfect.
> >
> > No one ever says, "It's only a game," when
> their team is winning.
> >
> > Why do we choose from just two people for
> president and 50 for Miss America?"
> >
> > Ever notice that people who spend money on
> beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets
are always complaining about being
> broke and not feeling well?
> >
> >
> > Why is it that most nudists are people you
> don't want to see naked?
> >
> > I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately,
> there's a decimal point involved.
> >
> > The next time you feel like complaining,
> remember:
> > Your garbage disposal probably eats better
than thirty percent of the people in this world.
> >
> > Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
> >
> > Home is where you can say anything you like
> 'caus nobody listens to you anyway.
> >
> > I live in my own little world, but it's ok,
> they know me here.
> >
> > Sign in pet store: "Buy one dog, get one
> flea..."
> >
> > If flying is so safe, why do they call the
> airport the 'terminal'?
> >
> > I don't approve of political jokes... I've
> seen too many of them get elected.
> >
> > Regular naps prevent old age..... especially
> if you take them while driving.
